a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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I JUST PEED MYSELF
THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you eat all your gays
what the fuck just happened here
be quiet and eat your gays
(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath)
this makes me simultaneously overjoyed and really angry
So, this is brilliant.
Lovely day tk bike to the Markets Market :)
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
hey hey hey
- not all subs are feminine
- not all doms are masculine
some subs are meatball subs.